You are not Miley Cyrus!!?

Please people. Stop. If you were Miley, then tell me her exact town. Its not Burbank. Its not Las Angeles. Whats her fave color? Her REAL eye color? Why does she always wears 2 bracelets? A weird thing she does in her sleep? QUIT posing as her!

1. Miley does NOT have myspace. Even a private one. If she did, Im sure somebody would find it eventually. Well, most of them are posers.

2. Miley doesnt have time to sit on Myspace and stuff. On Miley World she even states shes always so busy, shes never bored.

3. And she doesnt even have an email address. All her friends talk to her on her phone, and MileyWorld. You can even talk to the real Miley on Miley World.

And to all those snarky people out there, YES, I do care! You think I have no life? Great. I have no life. And you know this because? Because you've never talked to me and dont even know me? Thought so.

I know only one person who knows her life long story, and even she doesnt waste her time pretending to be Miley.

You are not Miley Cyrus!!?

No, I'm not Miley Cyrus. Thanks for informing me of that.

You are not Miley Cyrus!!?

YOU'RE RIGHT--I'm not Miley Cyrus!

You are not Miley Cyrus!!?

Umm, yeah, thats true ! Last time I checked I wasnt Miley Cyrus so yeahh... hope this is what you were looking for !

Ooh and by the way, dont believe ANYONE who tells you that their a celebrity on the internet ! They're all lying. Except if it was like on their official homepage or MySpace then OK... I mean, a real celebrity would never waste their time going on the internet or Yahoo! Answers etc. (plus they're wayy too busy to do that anyway). So yeah, they're all posers. Everybody knows that, dont believe them

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