Random Jokes and whatnot v.2?
The perfect man is gentle.
Never cruel or mean.
He has a beautiful smile.
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children.
And will raise them by your side.
He will be a good father.
As well as a good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cookin.
Cleaning and vacuuming too.
He'll do anything in his power.
To convey his feelings of love on to you.
The perfect man is sweet.
Writing poetry from your name.
He's a best friend to your mother.
And kisses away your pain.
He never has made you cry.
Or hurt you in any way.
To hell with this endless poem.
The perfect man is gay.
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BLONDIES :P
Why was the blonde's belly button sore? Her boyfriend was a blonde also.
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up to the front of the bank that they had decided to rob. She turned to the blonde and asked her, "Now, do you remember what the plan is?" The blonde sighed and replied, "Yeah, yeah, I remember..." The brunette went over the plan once more and let the blonde out to do her stuff. Before the blonde could shut the door, the brunette yelled out, "Be sure to be in and out in no more than 5 minutes!" The blonde ran inside and the brunette waited in the car... and waited... and waited... and waited... and waited.
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