Myspace or facebook?

Facebook: Hey.

MySpace: Sup.

F: So's it going?

M: It's going great, actually. How are things with you?

F: Not bad. Not bad at all.

M: I mean, you had a pretty good idea to start with.

F: Now what is THAT supposed to mean.

M: You and I both know that you based Facebook on MySpace.

F: WHAT!? That's ridiculous. I don't see your users poking each other!

M: That's because my users aren't GAY.

F: No no, it's not like that, it's like a poke on the shoulder. Or something.

M: Oh, okay.GAY.

F: Well it's not as gay as Tom.

M: You take that back.

F: I will not.

M: You take that back RIGHT. NOW.

F: (singing) Tom is gay, Tom is gay.

M: Yeah well at least he's not looking for "whatever he can get."

F: We added that option as a JOKE.

M: Oh, sure you did. Just like you added Live Feed to "keep people up to date."

F: Don' even start with Live Feed. We asked our users what they wanted!

M: Oh yeah, nice open letter, you homo.

F: IT'S IMPORTANT TO KNOW WHAT THE USERS WANT!

M: Lame.

F: You're just jealous because your users are all old and creepy now.

M: If by old and creepy you mean famous musicians, then yes, yes they are.

F: That is NOT what I meant, I meant what I said.

M: Watch it, Facebook. Don't make me call my Top 8.

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